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Chuck Norris ........................ #8426610 06/26/25 02:49 PM 06/26/25 02:49 PM
Joined: Mar 2013 Fredonia, PA. Finster OP trapper
Finster OP trapper Joined: Mar 2013 Fredonia, PA.	Chuck Norris was bitten by a King Cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426679 06/26/25 04:56 PM 06/26/25 04:56 PM
Joined: Mar 2013 Fredonia, PA. Finster OP trapper
Finster OP trapper Joined: Mar 2013 Fredonia, PA.	Come on..... where are all the Chuck Norris jokes????????? I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426682 06/26/25 05:00 PM 06/26/25 05:00 PM
Joined: Oct 2015 wisconsin M Muskratwalt trapper
Muskratwalt trapper M Joined: Oct 2015 wisconsin	I got nothing. Off season and summer heats making everyone grumpy. Lol Walt legge

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426707 06/26/25 05:46 PM 06/26/25 05:46 PM
Joined: Aug 2010 MI S Supergoose trapper
Supergoose trapper S Joined: Aug 2010 MI	I don’t joke about one of my slower students……. A goose may honk....but he won't wave

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426719 06/26/25 06:07 PM 06/26/25 06:07 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 St. Louis Co, Mo B BigBob trapper
BigBob trapper B Joined: Dec 2006 St. Louis Co, Mo	When the Boogie Man tucks his kids in at night, they won't let him turn out the light till he looks under the bed for Chuck Norris! Every kid needs a Dog and a Curmudgeon. Remember Bowe Bergdahl, the traitor. Beware! Jill Pudlewski, Ron Oates and Keven Begesse are liars and thiefs!

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426739 06/26/25 06:31 PM 06/26/25 06:31 PM
Joined: Jun 2007 Illinois foxkidd44 trapper
foxkidd44 trapper Joined: Jun 2007 Illinois	Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. Check Norris CAN slam a revolving door Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last. Abraham Lincoln

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426742 06/26/25 06:33 PM 06/26/25 06:33 PM
Joined: Jan 2007 MN 160user trapper
160user trapper Joined: Jan 2007 MN	Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally. They ironed his shirt and made him a ham sandwich. I have nothing clever to put here.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426762 06/26/25 06:59 PM 06/26/25 06:59 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane "HOSS"
Leftlane "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 The Hill Country of Texas	Bigfoot claims he has seen Chuck Norris What"s good for me may not be good for the weak minded. Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426767 06/26/25 07:06 PM 06/26/25 07:06 PM
Joined: Mar 2023 WI WI Outdoors trapper
WI Outdoors trapper Joined: Mar 2023 WI	Chuck Norris wears my signature pajamas

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426776 06/26/25 07:16 PM 06/26/25 07:16 PM
Joined: Aug 2012 Blackduck Minnesota B Big Sam trapper
Big Sam trapper B Joined: Aug 2012 Blackduck Minnesota	Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called the islands.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426790 06/26/25 07:57 PM 06/26/25 07:57 PM
Joined: May 2010 Missouri B Broomchaser trapper
Broomchaser trapper B Joined: May 2010 Missouri	Chuck Norris makes pepper sneeze. Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426791 06/26/25 08:00 PM 06/26/25 08:00 PM
Joined: May 2010 Missouri B Broomchaser trapper
Broomchaser trapper B Joined: May 2010 Missouri	Chuck Norris took on 100 men and the gorilla and 100 men and won. Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426815 06/26/25 09:04 PM 06/26/25 09:04 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Northern Maine Bruce T trapper
Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Northern Maine	NRA,NTA,MTA,FTA #1 goal=Trap a wolverine

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Bruce T] #8426825 06/26/25 09:11 PM 06/26/25 09:11 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 67 K K-zoo trapper
K-zoo trapper K Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 67	After he was born at the hospital, Chuck Norris drove his Mom back home. Member NTA, MTPCA, FTA, NRA, MUCC 2 Cor. 5:17

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426830 06/26/25 09:29 PM 06/26/25 09:29 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Midlands South Carolina S SGT. C trapper
SGT. C trapper S Joined: Dec 2006 Midlands South Carolina	Chuck is registered as a weapon of mass destruction in the U.S arsenal. Trump has set up a direct line incase he needs him. Chuck is on standby. Sarge A hero voluntary walks into the dangers of the unknown Freedom is accomplished by good men willing to do bad things to bad people

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: SGT. C] #8426851 06/26/25 09:59 PM 06/26/25 09:59 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 67 K K-zoo trapper
K-zoo trapper K Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 67	Member NTA, MTPCA, FTA, NRA, MUCC 2 Cor. 5:17

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426852 06/26/25 10:02 PM 06/26/25 10:02 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 NWWA/AZ Vinke trapper
Vinke trapper Joined: Dec 2006 NWWA/AZ	Chuck stops by every now and again ,,,,, for peace and quiet…. Still kicking his but…… Ant Man/ Marty 2028 just put your ear to the ground , and follow along

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426854 06/26/25 10:05 PM 06/26/25 10:05 PM
Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN N Nate L trapper
Nate L trapper N Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN	A city once named a street after Chuck Norris. They had to change it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426855 06/26/25 10:06 PM 06/26/25 10:06 PM
Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN N Nate L trapper
Nate L trapper N Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN	Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426856 06/26/25 10:09 PM 06/26/25 10:09 PM
Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN N Nate L trapper
Nate L trapper N Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN	Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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