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Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426865 06/26/25 10:23 PM 06/26/25 10:23 PM
Joined: Jan 2007 MN 160user trapper
160user trapper Joined: Jan 2007 MN	Chuck doesn't "Tea Bag" he "Potato Sacks". I have nothing clever to put here.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426947 06/27/25 07:06 AM 06/27/25 07:06 AM
Joined: Feb 2007 Killingly, CT Brian Mongeau trapper
Brian Mongeau trapper Joined: Feb 2007 Killingly, CT	Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun......and won.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426949 06/27/25 07:13 AM 06/27/25 07:13 AM
Joined: Jun 2022 Manitoba Shakeyjake trapper
Shakeyjake trapper Joined: Jun 2022 Manitoba	When Chuck does a push-up, he actually doesn’t move, he pushes the earth slightly out of orbit. He also doesn’t shave, he round house kicks his beard off. The only thing that can cut Chuck……is Chuck. Last edited by Shakeyjake; 06/27/25 07:14 AM. Wind Blew, crap flew, out came the line crew

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427063 06/27/25 12:40 PM 06/27/25 12:40 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Very SE Nebraska G Gary Benson trapper
Gary Benson trapper G Joined: Dec 2006 Very SE Nebraska	Chuck isn't ** lilke a horse. Horses are ** like Chuck. Life ain't supposed to be easy.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427065 06/27/25 12:44 PM 06/27/25 12:44 PM
Joined: May 2010 MN S Steven 49er trapper
Steven 49er trapper S Joined: May 2010 MN	Jesus may have walked on water but chuck Norris swims through land "Gold is money, everything else is just credit" JP Morgan

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427068 06/27/25 01:08 PM 06/27/25 01:08 PM
Joined: Sep 2011 N E Nebraska S sotired trapper
sotired trapper S Joined: Sep 2011 N E Nebraska	Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. "Education, transportation, and communication, that's what ruined the world."

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427158 06/27/25 04:56 PM 06/27/25 04:56 PM
Joined: Jul 2024 Germany M Manfred trapper
Manfred trapper M Joined: Jul 2024 Germany	When Chuck Norris left for collage he told his father: You are the man of the house now. Chuck's Gmail account: gmail@chucknorris.com

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427165 06/27/25 05:02 PM 06/27/25 05:02 PM
Joined: Jul 2024 Germany M Manfred trapper
Manfred trapper M Joined: Jul 2024 Germany

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Manfred] #8427301 06/27/25 11:22 PM 06/27/25 11:22 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 67 K K-zoo trapper
K-zoo trapper K Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 67	Member NTA, MTPCA, FTA, NRA, MUCC 2 Cor. 5:17

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8429138 07/01/25 03:49 PM 07/01/25 03:49 PM
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Manfred trapper M Joined: Jul 2024 Germany

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8429153 07/01/25 04:23 PM 07/01/25 04:23 PM
Joined: Aug 2010 PA P PAskinner trapper
PAskinner trapper P Joined: Aug 2010 PA	Chuck has counted to infinity twice. Superman and Chuck had a fight..the loser had to wear his PJs outside. Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8429426 07/02/25 02:46 AM 07/02/25 02:46 AM
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