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Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426865 06/26/25 10:23 PM 06/26/25 10:23 PM
Joined: Jan 2007 MN 160user trapper
160user trapper Joined: Jan 2007 MN	Chuck doesn't "Tea Bag" he "Potato Sacks". I have nothing clever to put here.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426947 06/27/25 07:06 AM 06/27/25 07:06 AM
Joined: Feb 2007 Killingly, CT Brian Mongeau trapper
Brian Mongeau trapper Joined: Feb 2007 Killingly, CT	Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun......and won.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426949 06/27/25 07:13 AM 06/27/25 07:13 AM
Joined: Jun 2022 Manitoba Shakeyjake trapper
Shakeyjake trapper Joined: Jun 2022 Manitoba	When Chuck does a push-up, he actually doesn’t move, he pushes the earth slightly out of orbit. He also doesn’t shave, he round house kicks his beard off. The only thing that can cut Chuck……is Chuck. Last edited by Shakeyjake; 06/27/25 07:14 AM. Wind Blew, crap flew, out came the line crew

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427063 06/27/25 12:40 PM 06/27/25 12:40 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Very SE Nebraska G Gary Benson trapper
Gary Benson trapper G Joined: Dec 2006 Very SE Nebraska	Chuck isn't ** lilke a horse. Horses are ** like Chuck. Life ain't supposed to be easy.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427065 06/27/25 12:44 PM 06/27/25 12:44 PM
Joined: May 2010 MN S Steven 49er trapper
Steven 49er trapper S Joined: May 2010 MN	Jesus may have walked on water but chuck Norris swims through land "Gold is money, everything else is just credit" JP Morgan

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427068 06/27/25 01:08 PM 06/27/25 01:08 PM
Joined: Sep 2011 N E Nebraska S sotired trapper
sotired trapper S Joined: Sep 2011 N E Nebraska	Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. "Education, transportation, and communication, that's what ruined the world."

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427158 06/27/25 04:56 PM 06/27/25 04:56 PM
Joined: Jul 2024 Germany M Manfred trapper
Manfred trapper M Joined: Jul 2024 Germany	When Chuck Norris left for collage he told his father: You are the man of the house now. Chuck's Gmail account: gmail@chucknorris.com

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427165 06/27/25 05:02 PM 06/27/25 05:02 PM
Joined: Jul 2024 Germany M Manfred trapper
Manfred trapper M Joined: Jul 2024 Germany

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Manfred] #8427301 06/27/25 11:22 PM 06/27/25 11:22 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 68 K K-zoo trapper
K-zoo trapper K Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 68	Member NTA, MTPCA, FTA, NRA, MUCC 2 Cor. 5:17

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8429138 07/01/25 03:49 PM 07/01/25 03:49 PM
Joined: Jul 2024 Germany M Manfred trapper
Manfred trapper M Joined: Jul 2024 Germany

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8429153 07/01/25 04:23 PM 07/01/25 04:23 PM
Joined: Aug 2010 PA P PAskinner trapper
PAskinner trapper P Joined: Aug 2010 PA	Chuck has counted to infinity twice. Superman and Chuck had a fight..the loser had to wear his PJs outside. Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8429426 07/02/25 02:46 AM 07/02/25 02:46 AM
Joined: Jul 2024 Germany M Manfred trapper
Manfred trapper M Joined: Jul 2024 Germany

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8586251 03/20/26 04:04 PM 03/20/26 04:04 PM
Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN N Nate L trapper
Nate L trapper N Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN	TTT

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: WI Outdoors] #8587564 Yesterday at 12:25 AM Yesterday at 12:25 AM
Joined: Jan 2014 Virginia 5 52Carl trapper
52Carl trapper 5 Joined: Jan 2014 Virginia	Originally Posted by WI Outdoors Chuck Norris wears my signature pajamas Them Victoria Secret ones you was bragging about a while back? I don't think so mam.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8587625 Yesterday at 07:40 AM Yesterday at 07:40 AM
Joined: Dec 2010 central arkansas T the Blak Spot trapper
the Blak Spot trapper T Joined: Dec 2010 central arkansas	Chuck can cut a knife with hot butter the just shall live by faith member FTA, ATA, EAFT 1776 - the year we told a tyrant we weren't to be under a dictator Caveat ater macula

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8587642 Yesterday at 08:18 AM Yesterday at 08:18 AM
Joined: Jan 2007 Northern Minnesota BernieB. trapper
BernieB. trapper Joined: Jan 2007 Northern Minnesota	www.berniesbearcamp.com https://www.youtube.com/user/BowhuntingRoad/about

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: BernieB.] #8587685 Yesterday at 09:56 AM Yesterday at 09:56 AM
Joined: Jul 2017 IA T teepee2 trapper
teepee2 trapper T Joined: Jul 2017 IA	I put this on the other thread but again. Chuck Norris once told a women to calm down and she did, [ I know it's bad but it's funny]

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: teepee2] #8587751 Yesterday at 11:54 AM Yesterday at 11:54 AM
Joined: Jun 2007 Illinois foxkidd44 trapper
foxkidd44 trapper Joined: Jun 2007 Illinois	Originally Posted by teepee2 I put this on the other thread but again. Chuck Norris once told a women to calm down and she did, [ I know it's bad but it's funny] Hahahaha!!!!! Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last. Abraham Lincoln

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8587801 Yesterday at 01:26 PM Yesterday at 01:26 PM
Joined: May 2009 Hagerstown,MD B Bigmeat trapper
Bigmeat trapper B Joined: May 2009 Hagerstown,MD	Chuck Norris once heard that nothing could kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8587819 Yesterday at 02:14 PM Yesterday at 02:14 PM
Joined: Dec 2020 West Virginia D DugK trapper
DugK trapper D Joined: Dec 2020 West Virginia	Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.

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