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This could happen to you!!!!! #7102569
12/23/20 07:37 PM
12/23/20 07:37 PM
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Posts: 5,845
Newark, Ohio 80 years
Actor Offline OP
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Newark, Ohio 80 years
As I left the hardware store the other day, I was fumbling for my car keys and could not find them.

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized she was right.

The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my wife: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen”.


There was a moment of silence.

I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard her voice. "Are you kidding me?" she barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me then".

"She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your car!"



"Welcome to the Golden Years"

MY DOCTOR ASKED IF ANYONE IN MY FAMILY WAS SUFFERING FROM MENTAL ILLNESS.
I SAID; "NO, WE ALL SEEM TO ENJOY IT".


No... I don't have a wife... I don't think????
Garry-


“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Have been trapping 74 years … WILL be LAST one... or maybe NOT...
Re: This could happen to you!!!!! [Re: Actor] #7102575
12/23/20 07:39 PM
12/23/20 07:39 PM
Joined: Dec 2016
Posts: 2,007
southern oregon cascades
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Posts: 2,007
southern oregon cascades
shocked laugh


Violator 7 smells like Heaven!
Re: This could happen to you!!!!! [Re: Actor] #7102584
12/23/20 07:47 PM
12/23/20 07:47 PM
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Posts: 353
West GA
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West GA
Im not so sure I want to get old! grin

Re: This could happen to you!!!!! [Re: Actor] #7102597
12/23/20 07:55 PM
12/23/20 07:55 PM
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Posts: 506
Pennsylvania
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Pennsylvania
Thank you for that post Mr. biden

Re: This could happen to you!!!!! [Re: Actor] #7102600
12/23/20 07:56 PM
12/23/20 07:56 PM
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 9,767
Finally run aground in TN
Scuba1 Online happy
"color blind Kraut"
Scuba1  Online Happy
"color blind Kraut"

Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 9,767
Finally run aground in TN
laugh


I do all my own stunts ..... but never intentionally
Re: This could happen to you!!!!! [Re: Actor] #7102613
12/23/20 08:06 PM
12/23/20 08:06 PM
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Posts: 5,006
Northern Wisconsin,Rhinelander
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Muskrat Master
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Posts: 5,006
Northern Wisconsin,Rhinelander
Had me going for a minute there! grin

Chris


>>In God we trust<<
Re: This could happen to you!!!!! [Re: Actor] #7102616
12/23/20 08:07 PM
12/23/20 08:07 PM
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Posts: 37,064
Northern Maine
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 37,064
Northern Maine
laugh laugh


My President is still President Trump
Re: This could happen to you!!!!! [Re: Actor] #7102658
12/23/20 08:32 PM
12/23/20 08:32 PM
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Posts: 2,029
Southern Illinois
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Southern Illinois
When I first started reading that I thought ; I didn't think Garry was married, I must be losing it. Glad I finished reading it and got my sanity back.

Re: This could happen to you!!!!! [Re: Foxpaw] #7102855
12/23/20 10:43 PM
12/23/20 10:43 PM
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Posts: 13,357
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Wheaton Ks
Originally Posted by Foxpaw
When I first started reading that I thought ; I didn't think Garry was married, I must be losing it. Glad I finished reading it and got my sanity back.


X2!


Now officially an old fart
http://www.lptraplinesupply.com
Anything can happen when your trappin!
Re: This could happen to you!!!!! [Re: Actor] #7102909
12/23/20 11:10 PM
12/23/20 11:10 PM
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Posts: 41,689
Minnesota
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Minnesota
LOL!


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Re: This could happen to you!!!!! [Re: Actor] #7102923
12/23/20 11:19 PM
12/23/20 11:19 PM
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Marion Kansas
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Yes sir Online content
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Marion Kansas
I had a couple incidents in high school when I carried groceries out for people that were almost as bad as that story. I felt pretty bad for the people. One elderly person couldn't find his car then when I asked him what it looked like so I could help him he told me he didn't know. One lady had me but her groceries in someone else's car.

Re: This could happen to you!!!!! [Re: Actor] #7103297
12/24/20 08:33 AM
12/24/20 08:33 AM
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Posts: 1,341
smithfield, virginia
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smithfield, virginia
I laugh out loud!!

Re: This could happen to you!!!!! [Re: Actor] #7103321
12/24/20 08:50 AM
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lewis county,new york
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Little do you young folks know what's coming. Made me laugh, thanks.

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