Catherine and Patrice take such good care of their chickens, that when good chooks die, they opt out of heaven and instead reincarnate on their farms.

Keith

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Did you know, that without Paul Dobbins's diligent work trapping beavers in North Carolina, roads would be flooded, culverts clogged and beaver dams would litter every view. Basically, it would be a dam mess.

It's back breaking work hauling out beavers in the Southern heat, or is it more properly Backbreaker work?

Keith

Why are tires getting higher? Inflation.

Last night I slept like a baby. Woke up every two hours and cried.

Did you hear about the female peanut that walked down the street? She was "A - salted"

I decided to turn all of my wrist watches into a belt!

It was a "big waist of time!"

What is Forrest Gumps T-Man Password?

"One-Forrest-One!"

Many years ago, I saw the old comedian, Henny Youngman, king of the one liners.
He said, " I was standing on the corner when this lady of the night approached me and said, "For $100 I'll do anything you want."
I said, "OK, paint my house."

An obese lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?"
Lady says, "It's not a pig, it's a duck!"
Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck!"

I would post a one liner for Marty, but he would think it was a conspiracy.

Do you think they make adult sized putin Underoos?

Keith

Some people have a strong sense of self. Jurassic Park has a strong sense of selfie.

Keith

Scuba1 is definitely not a sour Kraut.

Pelican and Scuba can too, if it has anything to do with a boat.

Keith

Did you hear that Finster and Blaine County are collaborating on a new video series set to air on YouTube? It has a similar premise to the "Odd Couple". A conservative and a liberal have to live together despite their differences, all the while taking hilarious pot shots at each other.

Keith

Worlds shortest poem .-----FLEAS! ADAM HAD'EM.

when is a car not a car?

when it turns into a driveway

Lufkin Trapper. Where did you hear that one? In high school I got one A in english for that exact same joke. The instructor wanted the shortest poem you could think of and Adam sat in fornt of me always scratching his head. So that is what I wrote, Adam was not happy with me after that......jk

Used it myself in grade school in the '50's.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked in?

"You better not be starting anything!"

For Beaverpeeler on his Sweden trip.

What Do You Call Vegan Swedish Meatballs? Meatish Swedeballs.

Do you think if Beaverpeeler had a bar, you could see hairless beaver at it?

Keith

A three-legged dog walked into the saloon.....

Said I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!