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Chuck Norris ........................ #8426610 06/26/25 02:49 PM 06/26/25 02:49 PM
Joined: Mar 2013 Fredonia, PA. Finster OP trapper
Finster OP trapper Joined: Mar 2013 Fredonia, PA.	Chuck Norris was bitten by a King Cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426679 06/26/25 04:56 PM 06/26/25 04:56 PM
Joined: Mar 2013 Fredonia, PA. Finster OP trapper
Finster OP trapper Joined: Mar 2013 Fredonia, PA.	Come on..... where are all the Chuck Norris jokes????????? I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426682 06/26/25 05:00 PM 06/26/25 05:00 PM
Joined: Oct 2015 wisconsin M Muskratwalt trapper
Muskratwalt trapper M Joined: Oct 2015 wisconsin	I got nothing. Off season and summer heats making everyone grumpy. Lol Walt legge

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426707 06/26/25 05:46 PM 06/26/25 05:46 PM
Joined: Aug 2010 MI S Supergoose trapper
Supergoose trapper S Joined: Aug 2010 MI	I don’t joke about one of my slower students……. A goose may honk....but he won't wave

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426719 06/26/25 06:07 PM 06/26/25 06:07 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 St. Louis Co, Mo B BigBob trapper
BigBob trapper B Joined: Dec 2006 St. Louis Co, Mo	When the Boogie Man tucks his kids in at night, they won't let him turn out the light till he looks under the bed for Chuck Norris! Every kid needs a Dog and a Curmudgeon. Remember Bowe Bergdahl, the traitor. Beware! Jill Pudlewski, Ron Oates and Keven Begesse are liars and thiefs!

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426739 06/26/25 06:31 PM 06/26/25 06:31 PM
Joined: Jun 2007 Illinois foxkidd44 trapper
foxkidd44 trapper Joined: Jun 2007 Illinois	Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. Check Norris CAN slam a revolving door Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last. Abraham Lincoln

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426742 06/26/25 06:33 PM 06/26/25 06:33 PM
Joined: Jan 2007 MN 160user trapper
160user trapper Joined: Jan 2007 MN	Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally. They ironed his shirt and made him a ham sandwich. I have nothing clever to put here.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426762 06/26/25 06:59 PM 06/26/25 06:59 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane "HOSS"
Leftlane "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 The Hill Country of Texas	Bigfoot claims he has seen Chuck Norris What"s good for me may not be good for the weak minded. Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426767 06/26/25 07:06 PM 06/26/25 07:06 PM
Joined: Mar 2023 WI WI Outdoors trapper
WI Outdoors trapper Joined: Mar 2023 WI	Chuck Norris wears my signature pajamas

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426776 06/26/25 07:16 PM 06/26/25 07:16 PM
Joined: Aug 2012 Blackduck Minnesota B Big Sam trapper
Big Sam trapper B Joined: Aug 2012 Blackduck Minnesota	Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called the islands.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426790 06/26/25 07:57 PM 06/26/25 07:57 PM
Joined: May 2010 Missouri B Broomchaser trapper
Broomchaser trapper B Joined: May 2010 Missouri	Chuck Norris makes pepper sneeze. Don't get ready, be ready.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426791 06/26/25 08:00 PM 06/26/25 08:00 PM
Joined: May 2010 Missouri B Broomchaser trapper
Broomchaser trapper B Joined: May 2010 Missouri	Chuck Norris took on 100 men and the gorilla and 100 men and won. Don't get ready, be ready.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426815 06/26/25 09:04 PM 06/26/25 09:04 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Northern Maine Bruce T trapper
Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Northern Maine	NRA,NTA,MTA,FTA Proud member of NTA

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Bruce T] #8426825 06/26/25 09:11 PM 06/26/25 09:11 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 68 K K-zoo trapper
K-zoo trapper K Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 68	After he was born at the hospital, Chuck Norris drove his Mom back home. Member NTA, MTPCA, FTA, NRA, MUCC 2 Cor. 5:17

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426830 06/26/25 09:29 PM 06/26/25 09:29 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Midlands South Carolina S SGT. C trapper
SGT. C trapper S Joined: Dec 2006 Midlands South Carolina	Chuck is registered as a weapon of mass destruction in the U.S arsenal. Trump has set up a direct line incase he needs him. Chuck is on standby. Sarge A hero voluntary walks into the dangers of the unknown Freedom is accomplished by good men willing to do bad things to bad people

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: SGT. C] #8426851 06/26/25 09:59 PM 06/26/25 09:59 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 68 K K-zoo trapper
K-zoo trapper K Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 68	Member NTA, MTPCA, FTA, NRA, MUCC 2 Cor. 5:17

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426852 06/26/25 10:02 PM 06/26/25 10:02 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 NWWA/AZ Vinke trapper
Vinke trapper Joined: Dec 2006 NWWA/AZ	Chuck stops by every now and again ,,,,, for peace and quiet…. Still kicking his but…… Ant Man/ Marty 2028 Don’t get out hustled by a crackhead……

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426854 06/26/25 10:05 PM 06/26/25 10:05 PM
Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN N Nate L trapper
Nate L trapper N Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN	A city once named a street after Chuck Norris. They had to change it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426855 06/26/25 10:06 PM 06/26/25 10:06 PM
Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN N Nate L trapper
Nate L trapper N Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN	Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426856 06/26/25 10:09 PM 06/26/25 10:09 PM
Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN N Nate L trapper
Nate L trapper N Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN	Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426865 06/26/25 10:23 PM 06/26/25 10:23 PM
Joined: Jan 2007 MN 160user trapper
160user trapper Joined: Jan 2007 MN	Chuck doesn't "Tea Bag" he "Potato Sacks". I have nothing clever to put here.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426947 06/27/25 07:06 AM 06/27/25 07:06 AM
Joined: Feb 2007 Killingly, CT Brian Mongeau trapper
Brian Mongeau trapper Joined: Feb 2007 Killingly, CT	Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun......and won.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8426949 06/27/25 07:13 AM 06/27/25 07:13 AM
Joined: Jun 2022 Manitoba Shakeyjake trapper
Shakeyjake trapper Joined: Jun 2022 Manitoba	When Chuck does a push-up, he actually doesn’t move, he pushes the earth slightly out of orbit. He also doesn’t shave, he round house kicks his beard off. The only thing that can cut Chuck……is Chuck. Last edited by Shakeyjake; 06/27/25 07:14 AM. Wind Blew, crap flew, out came the line crew

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427063 06/27/25 12:40 PM 06/27/25 12:40 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Very SE Nebraska G Gary Benson trapper
Gary Benson trapper G Joined: Dec 2006 Very SE Nebraska	Chuck isn't ** lilke a horse. Horses are ** like Chuck. Life ain't supposed to be easy.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427065 06/27/25 12:44 PM 06/27/25 12:44 PM
Joined: May 2010 MN S Steven 49er trapper
Steven 49er trapper S Joined: May 2010 MN	Jesus may have walked on water but chuck Norris swims through land "Gold is money, everything else is just credit" JP Morgan

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427068 06/27/25 01:08 PM 06/27/25 01:08 PM
Joined: Sep 2011 N E Nebraska S sotired trapper
sotired trapper S Joined: Sep 2011 N E Nebraska	Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. "Education, transportation, and communication, that's what ruined the world."

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427158 06/27/25 04:56 PM 06/27/25 04:56 PM
Joined: Jul 2024 Germany M Manfred trapper
Manfred trapper M Joined: Jul 2024 Germany	When Chuck Norris left for collage he told his father: You are the man of the house now. Chuck's Gmail account: gmail@chucknorris.com

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8427165 06/27/25 05:02 PM 06/27/25 05:02 PM
Joined: Jul 2024 Germany M Manfred trapper
Manfred trapper M Joined: Jul 2024 Germany

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Manfred] #8427301 06/27/25 11:22 PM 06/27/25 11:22 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 68 K K-zoo trapper
K-zoo trapper K Joined: Dec 2006 Otsego, MI 68	Member NTA, MTPCA, FTA, NRA, MUCC 2 Cor. 5:17

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8429138 07/01/25 03:49 PM 07/01/25 03:49 PM
Joined: Jul 2024 Germany M Manfred trapper
Manfred trapper M Joined: Jul 2024 Germany

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8429153 07/01/25 04:23 PM 07/01/25 04:23 PM
Joined: Aug 2010 PA P PAskinner trapper
PAskinner trapper P Joined: Aug 2010 PA	Chuck has counted to infinity twice. Superman and Chuck had a fight..the loser had to wear his PJs outside. Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8429426 07/02/25 02:46 AM 07/02/25 02:46 AM
Joined: Jul 2024 Germany M Manfred trapper
Manfred trapper M Joined: Jul 2024 Germany

Re: Chuck Norris ........................ [Re: Finster] #8586251 7 hours ago 7 hours ago
Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN N Nate L trapper
Nate L trapper N Joined: Apr 2013 Twin Cities, MN	TTT

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