… I know you had some negative things to say about the vest Santa brought me last year




… but what’s your opinion of the jacket he brought me this year ? !

… I hope you consider it an improvement as I look to you’re opinion of me and my outerwear as gauge for my self worth

… thank you in advance for your time and honest thoughts on the subject!

The Fonze sure aged poorly.

Is that a fake fire ?

… yeah … that’s my charmglow propane heater




… got a fireplace too

… high livin around here anti

I reckon you cause a storm of jealousy ‘bout anywhere you roam. Let ‘em eat horse apples.

… mister I sure appreciate that

… but I consider Mr White the final authority on such matters

“Strike a pose!!!”

… I’m competing with Kristen

… and winning i think

… but we’ll wait and see what White says lol

Well , you livin good .......two fires


I thought it was a plug in fake flame .......didn't figure you for that.....so I was right that I was wrong ....lol

Jacket ain't poofy enough for the cold. but its still stylish enough if that's the kind of thing you're going for.

lol … got a big propane tank outside… the man that drives the truck to fill it always griping about my driveway lol

That government owned buck is eyeballing you. Watch your back.

… I believe it has a more professional look to it … like I could be selling mobile homes on fenced in acreage or something

…. I’m sure White will agree

I have a buddy who's fishing car is a 1976 Monte Carlo . It's kinda awesome and not restored in the least,covered in fishing stickers across the huge back window.

That jacket needs a 1976 Monte Carlo.

Jacket makes you look like a guy who has an NRA sticker on his truck window and let's you know "I don't mind immigrants long as theyre legal" unprompted.

…. I was thinking a Cadillac limousine with longhorns mounted to front lol

Can you draw the pool stick back in the jacket? That is really all that matters

…. Either that … or a dude that owns a bilingual used truck lot lol

That jacket must be in style. I have seen a lot of the ladies around here wearing them.

That doesn't pair at all. Like enjoying an expensive cigar and a Busch light.

But ! You can put the horns on the Carlo .

… I expected better from you 160


… if White ain’t going to show up … I’ll just get my wife to roast it with AI

Do they smell of Spotted Cow and cheese ? It's all the rage at Bath and Bodyworks.

I am sorry that I let you down. I am not sure what to say about it other than it looks like something that came from a Dwight Yokum second hand store. "Guitars and Cadillacs.....hillbilly music"...........

What are you doing in Bath and Bodyworks? Picking up personal grooming items or something?

Sometimes. Smelled beer and cheese and went in. Stayed for the samples.

I completely understand that. I got an ex wife that way one time too.

Think many of us have been snared similarly.

Is that Sheep butt on the collar or cottontail tails??

Thing don’t look broke in yet with no Copenhagen drool.

I love it! "My truck, my ex and this dang deer"...............sang by Dwight Yokum!

Friendly roast mode?

I'm not white17, but from a fashion perspective it looks like an Austin 9-5er who spent his entire Visa gift card at a Cabela’s just to survive a weekend outside city limits. You’re aiming for "Hill Country Legend," but you’re giving "Senior VP of Marketing having a mid-life crisis."

Where is the starched heritage? The worn-in leather? Instead, we get a pristine puffer vest that’s never seen a campfire and a rifle you’re holding like a PowerPoint clicker. You aren't hunting Bigfoot; you’re hunting for a LinkedIn profile pic that says "I’m outdoorsy" while your manicured hands scream for a standing desk and a double-shot latte.

… you AI’d me too Kansas lol

This hat would go great with that new jacket. You would be the envy of the honky-tonk.

lol

Ahhh heck, if we're going no holds barred...

You look like a guy who blew his Christmas bonus at the feed store clothing section in hopes that at Christmas your father in law may call you son instead of "that disappointment" . Though optimism now fills your heart it sure to flee as "dad" mutters about how she could of married a real man between bites of potatoes. We know your going to eagerly offer to help feed stock after dinner though "dad" will recommend you do something more fitting and help with dishes instead, a disappointing look from your mother in law will have you driving the truck while "dad" throws cubes, only to have you forget to push in the clutch and hit the gate. When you come back in the house the women will ask "how did it go" only to have "dad" say "as expected" as he gets his fencing pliers and heads back out, you'll help do dishes while "dad" fiddles with the gate for 3 hours in order to hide is disappointment.

That's camel scrotum on the collar.

lol Donner…. Not bad at all

… I did hit a bump gate runnin a little hot once lmao

I didn't pick on your last jacket figuring you had to like it because your wife bought it for you, so I'll refrain commenting on this one too.

A fine example of a Texas cross-dresser.

… I work in the oil and gas industry… a lot of the people I deal with on the white collar side of things are yank and California transplants or college educated city boys raised on concrete

… they’ll wear boots with skinny jeans … it’s about become a dang joke down here these days lol

Like on "Land Man"?

… no sir … we make the couplings that go on the pipe used to complete wells

… before that I worked on the drill bit side of things

… one of the bits we manufactured was featured on the show black gold

Well, that basically makes you famous. Any famous family members in history or are you the first?

… shoot no …. Had kin in the legend of boggy creek

… that’s our claim to fame lol

Definitely an improvement !! It has an amazing resemblance to the front seat of a 1929 Rolls Royce. Classic for sure !!

…. Yes ! …. I went from wearing a refurbished lazy boy recliner to a repurposed front seat of a luxury car lol

… happy I’m on the right track White lol

about the classiest set up I seen a guy had a Tool Caddie


it was a 1970s Cadillac in red and when you popped the trunk it had a snap-on tool box mounted in it , lights and such

we was at a tractor pull and the sled broke down on the track and they needed tools to fix it , guy comes driving out of the pits in the Tool caddie , with a big ol set of long horns on the hood and a horn that played dixie. they had the cover off and got the sled fixed in not much time

I have that original movie poster,,,,,,trade ya for some peace and quit…..

I bet a lot of food gets stuck in your moustache

Well, The jacket sure does match the genuine wood grain paneling.

Where is that store? I got a birthday coming up and the wife is always complaining that I never know what to tell her what I want.

Where do you get one of THOSE???
I'm fixin to have the best birthday ever!!!

… you inspired me … out ridin lonely dirt roads and listening to yoakam lol

That vest!



Lol

lol Kristen

… got a serious question for you

… got a partner that came here from Louisiana… he’s good people

… but recently got to where he was seeing double and had head problems not related to drinkin

.. finally went to the doctor and they told him he likely has a head tumor

… he seems to be of the mindset to let it ride till he dies

.. but several of us around here think he he should pursue treatment… got his wife driving him to and from work now cause his visions got bad

…. I was wondering what your advice might be knowing you went through something similar?

Not a bad jacket, but I personally know one of those yanks that owns those companies so you better behave.

That's exactly how my issues began. My eye started to turn in because of a weakening of the muscle. They don't believe it was related to the brain tumor but it lead to its discovery. He needs to see his PCP so they can refer him to a neurologist, and then let the fun begin. MRI, EEG, maybe a CT. If he cares about his family enough he will seek a physician. I know it's scary but that's serious. If you have any other questions, please feel free to message me.