… I expected better from you 160


… if White ain’t going to show up … I’ll just get my wife to roast it with AI

Do they smell of Spotted Cow and cheese ? It's all the rage at Bath and Bodyworks.

I am sorry that I let you down. I am not sure what to say about it other than it looks like something that came from a Dwight Yokum second hand store. "Guitars and Cadillacs.....hillbilly music"...........

What are you doing in Bath and Bodyworks? Picking up personal grooming items or something?

Sometimes. Smelled beer and cheese and went in. Stayed for the samples.

I completely understand that. I got an ex wife that way one time too.

Think many of us have been snared similarly.

Is that Sheep butt on the collar or cottontail tails??

Thing don’t look broke in yet with no Copenhagen drool.

I love it! "My truck, my ex and this dang deer"...............sang by Dwight Yokum!

Friendly roast mode?

I'm not white17, but from a fashion perspective it looks like an Austin 9-5er who spent his entire Visa gift card at a Cabela’s just to survive a weekend outside city limits. You’re aiming for "Hill Country Legend," but you’re giving "Senior VP of Marketing having a mid-life crisis."

Where is the starched heritage? The worn-in leather? Instead, we get a pristine puffer vest that’s never seen a campfire and a rifle you’re holding like a PowerPoint clicker. You aren't hunting Bigfoot; you’re hunting for a LinkedIn profile pic that says "I’m outdoorsy" while your manicured hands scream for a standing desk and a double-shot latte.

… you AI’d me too Kansas lol

This hat would go great with that new jacket. You would be the envy of the honky-tonk.

lol

Ahhh heck, if we're going no holds barred...

You look like a guy who blew his Christmas bonus at the feed store clothing section in hopes that at Christmas your father in law may call you son instead of "that disappointment" . Though optimism now fills your heart it sure to flee as "dad" mutters about how she could of married a real man between bites of potatoes. We know your going to eagerly offer to help feed stock after dinner though "dad" will recommend you do something more fitting and help with dishes instead, a disappointing look from your mother in law will have you driving the truck while "dad" throws cubes, only to have you forget to push in the clutch and hit the gate. When you come back in the house the women will ask "how did it go" only to have "dad" say "as expected" as he gets his fencing pliers and heads back out, you'll help do dishes while "dad" fiddles with the gate for 3 hours in order to hide is disappointment.

That's camel scrotum on the collar.

lol Donner…. Not bad at all

… I did hit a bump gate runnin a little hot once lmao

I didn't pick on your last jacket figuring you had to like it because your wife bought it for you, so I'll refrain commenting on this one too.